nayx:

hello officer, it seems youre arresting me *therapist voice* so why do you think youre doing that

(Source: lisabunnies, via poophun)

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via gnarly)

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burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via jerkofficial)

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